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I am not sure who made this shirt or what the sizing chart looks like or even if it is 100% ringspun cotton, ….

but do you really give a shit? What I can tell you is I am freezing down here in Dallas, TX. and this lady is feeling the same way.

I have to give my stumble buddy some love for giving this the two thumbs up award. The man who goes by the name of StumbleloverA found this and he has instantly become a friend of the familia. Personally I believe this shirt could say anything and I mean anything and it would still be worth posting. I hope all out there in cyber world can get behind this one. If you really like it, do me a huge favor and post it on your profile somewhere, or give it a thumbs up review, or digg it, or put it in a post on your own blog and give me and StumbleloverA some link love. I will have a real review shortly but I saw this and had to break my silence with a Kodak moment like this one.

Ever heard of Pocket Rocket Tees? Me either until I found it doing a search using the keyword rude tees on google. I had to go to about the 7th page before I found a new t shirt site that caught my eye and this is what I got out of it. I was first hooked from the slutty looking hoes that they used to model the t shirts. But I have to admit that some of the t shirts were fairly funny. I decided to let them do most of the talking since you probably wouldn’t want to just take me at my word so I will let you decide.

So far so good right? I mean who wouldn’t want a women who shot the bird at the next family reunion, right? The t shirt for dude is actually my favorite one. I tea bagged your mom last night. Not sure why he is grabbing his balls and smiling but what ever works I guess. In case you can’t make it out, he is holding a tea bag in the other hand which is what he used on your mom I guess. All shirts just $13.99. I looked all over the site and could not find that they mention what kind of brand they use but they describe them as though they fit like an American Apparel t shirt would fit. Hopefully, Joe the Vagina who blew up my blog post about torsopants won’t find out what kind of t shirt brand they are and decide to put his Vagina juice all over my blog comments.

If you are going to write something offensive towards the way I cover or don’t cover a story, please grow a pair of nuts and leave your email address or blog url so I can return the favor. Don’t be a FAG and spakle my blog with liquid shit and then leave with no paper trail. It really makes me wanna call you out like I am now to Joe the Vagina.

Anyways, back to the pictures,

This one is my second favorite as I have been the victim of defaulting back to Plan B back in my younger days. It can happen to the best of us and I think the originality of this design is what makes it stand out to me. I have not seen anyone put out a theme like this although any real man should be able to recall a time when he went below his standards to get his peter wet. As for the woman above, well I think she is doing a good enough job getting your attention so I won’t spend any time talking about her.

And the rest is history after leaving you with these last two designs. I am going to go relieve myself so I hope you all can find time to head over to pocketrockettees for a chance to see the entire stock and maybe even order one of their t shirts. If you would like to leave me a comment telling me why you like or hate them that would be great. Please subscribe to my blog if you took the time to read this whole post as there is a chance you might like my creative writing and I love to see my numbers go up in the feedburner icon.