I am not sure who made this shirt or what the sizing chart looks like or even if it is 100% ringspun cotton, ….

but do you really give a shit? What I can tell you is I am freezing down here in Dallas, TX. and this lady is feeling the same way.

I have to give my stumble buddy some love for giving this the two thumbs up award. The man who goes by the name of StumbleloverA found this and he has instantly become a friend of the familia. Personally I believe this shirt could say anything and I mean anything and it would still be worth posting. I hope all out there in cyber world can get behind this one. If you really like it, do me a huge favor and post it on your profile somewhere, or give it a thumbs up review, or digg it, or put it in a post on your own blog and give me and StumbleloverA some link love. I will have a real review shortly but I saw this and had to break my silence with a Kodak moment like this one.

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How You Like Dem Apples?

Crazydogtshirts ranks #1 on Google under the keyword funny t shirts. Now I know rankings seem to change all the time, but that is impressive coming from a t shirt blogger who also has a fascination for SEO skills. I had to start with this one because the design is pretty funny and I could see chicks liking this one. I also admired the way they have the website set up. Some websites, like mine for the moment look like they might be brand new t shirt companies but Crazydogtshirts comes off as a company that has been here for several years already. They offer different types of sales such as the $10 clearance icon. They also have a buy 4 t shirts and shipping is $6 bucks, which I did not think was such an amazing deal myself, but It still counts as a promotion and that makes it part of the point. They also displayed all their social networking icons at the top which was kinda like what you would see on a blog but this was displayed on the top of the homepage. I noticed they are showing off a I Love T Shirts icon which is a facebook store page that has gotten some nice attention from other t shirt bloggers because of how impressive of a list they have displayed on the page. If you don’t know what I am talking about you owe it to yourself to click on Ilovetshirts.

This is the list of my personal favorites. I give a Middle Finger Salute to Crazydogtshirts for all the offensive and funny designs that they put out. I am more impressed with the Google placement since I know how hard it is to rank in the first page of Google for such a competitive keyword as funny t shirts.

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If you haven’t had a chance to read an amazing t shirt blog then you should check out Hideyourarms right now. They have been putting together an great list of every t shirt blog on the planet and it has grown from fifty which was about two month ago to this monster list you see now. I am not going to list them because I would just be copying off this blog and you can click the link and get it just as fast from the original source. By the way, if you want to tell him to include this blog I would greatly appreciate it. I have been seeing great response since the first two designs have been released. I have been able to get traffic to a decent level without any advertising money being spent but It is a matter of time before I have to belly up and start running some banner ads like the big boys do. Places like Hideyourarms is great for everyone though in the sense that it have great page rank for anyone trying to gain links, and it is one of the best t shirt blogs I have come across so u can bet they will inform you of some great indie websites that you have never heard of before. I hope you stop by and leave a comment and let them know who told you about them. 

Decided to hit up everyone with pictures of the first two Wizeguyztees funny t shirts that will soon be a growing collection for sweet designs printed on the finest t shirt on the planet. (without spending stupid money) I will admit that I tried on my first American Apparel t shirt about a month ago when I knew a different direction was on the horizon. I instantly fell in love with how comfortable they are. I also can see a shine to the material that really makes it look nicer than any Anvil, Hanes, FOTL, Jerzeez, etc. that I have ever worn in the past. I was a little nervous because I didn’t think the thin material would be a positive but I was wrong. I really prefer to wear it the way it is. Funny t shirts on the finest quality blank t shirts available. The new company mission statement is pretty simple.

The best model look I could pull off on short notice. One thing to point out in the shirt style is the corners of the sleeves. Most brands such as Jerzeez and Gildan just to name a couple, flare out at the top corner of the sleeve. You can see with this one it stays pretty steady giving the fitted look that this shirt is famous for. Hope you like the design as well. I had to take my shot on the Monopoly Man first as he was always the ultimate pimp in my eyes and I wanted to give him some time in the spotlight. If he was real, he would be signed up to the family newsletter and would be actively leaving comments on this blog but that is just how it has to be player. I want to give my artist, Willy G. a compliment with the caption. I had the concept of the design in full figure motion when I talked to Willy but the words were not concrete and I was not coming up with my best material on the spot so Big Willy G. came up with what you see on the t shirt and I am very happy with the way it all came together.

I think I covered this design with the last post but wanted to add some of the pictures to the post as the last image was a little blurry from the huge enlargement procedure I had to perform to get it there. This one is a three color design with the body being purple, the diaper, blanket, and pacifier are dark blue/almost black looking, and the letters, Always Wear A Rubber, are in gold/yellow. The overall design came out great and I am really happy with the Kelly Green t shirt we used which is credit to Willy G. for choosing it as the feature color. I usually am much more hands on and controlling with the way the design is supposed to come out but with Willy, I just really enjoyed working with him and we bounced ideas off each other well. If this thing blows up I am taking him with me for the ride. I will probably bring my wife too as she is the model you see in the pictures above and when she gets mad she can be pretty Loco, which means crazy in spanish for any gringos who don’t know. Here she is below for anyone confused still.

Spanish chicks are the best, in my opinion, for anyone still trying to figure it out. But that is for a different blog and a different time so getting back to Baby Gremlin. I do carry my women’s t shirts in the American Apparel Women’s cut. I only point that out because I have noticed some sites sell the version that I sell for Men’s as a unisex shirt so you are virtually getting a full size t shirt. The one that I chose is the most popular selling American Apparel t shirt for women that they sell. (according to their very own official website)

It definitely looks great on the ladies as it hugs the waist and has a fitted designer look around the sleeves too. Well I hope you are feeling the new direction the company is taking and please get involved with the site. Subscribe to the blog, leave comments, buy shirts, email me pictures of you wearing Wizeguyztees for a chance to win free merchandise. Even something as simple as doing a review on stumbleupon can really do wonders for us so don’t be shy and talk to me if you have any suggestions. I would love to hear from you. Thanks.

Ever wonder how some companies can just make it happen and some can’t. This is one example of the company who knows how to turn a dream into a dollar. The appearance gives you almost a TshirtHell feeling yet the artwork is not quite that offensive. I picked out a few of my favorites to share with you below.

How you like them apples?  Probably not what you parents would buy for themselves but who the hell wants to wear what their parents like, right?  I hope you agreed with me on that one. One thing I want to point out that I really like about this funny t shirt company is the promotional banner they have at the very top of the homepage for everyone to see when they first hit the site.

Most sites like wizeguyztees offers the buy 3 in the U.S. and get Free Shipping. These guyz switch it up a bit. I would be very interested to know if the Free Shipping or the Free T Shirt grab the customer the most. What about you? Which one do you like the best? Leave a comment and tell me what you think about Roadkilltshirts.