Ever heard of Pocket Rocket Tees? Me either until I found it doing a search using the keyword rude tees on google. I had to go to about the 7th page before I found a new t shirt site that caught my eye and this is what I got out of it. I was first hooked from the slutty looking hoes that they used to model the t shirts. But I have to admit that some of the t shirts were fairly funny. I decided to let them do most of the talking since you probably wouldn’t want to just take me at my word so I will let you decide.

So far so good right? I mean who wouldn’t want a women who shot the bird at the next family reunion, right? The t shirt for dude is actually my favorite one. I tea bagged your mom last night. Not sure why he is grabbing his balls and smiling but what ever works I guess. In case you can’t make it out, he is holding a tea bag in the other hand which is what he used on your mom I guess. All shirts just $13.99. I looked all over the site and could not find that they mention what kind of brand they use but they describe them as though they fit like an American Apparel t shirt would fit. Hopefully, Joe the Vagina who blew up my blog post about torsopants won’t find out what kind of t shirt brand they are and decide to put his Vagina juice all over my blog comments.

If you are going to write something offensive towards the way I cover or don’t cover a story, please grow a pair of nuts and leave your email address or blog url so I can return the favor. Don’t be a FAG and spakle my blog with liquid shit and then leave with no paper trail. It really makes me wanna call you out like I am now to Joe the Vagina.

Anyways, back to the pictures,

This one is my second favorite as I have been the victim of defaulting back to Plan B back in my younger days. It can happen to the best of us and I think the originality of this design is what makes it stand out to me. I have not seen anyone put out a theme like this although any real man should be able to recall a time when he went below his standards to get his peter wet. As for the woman above, well I think she is doing a good enough job getting your attention so I won’t spend any time talking about her.

And the rest is history after leaving you with these last two designs. I am going to go relieve myself so I hope you all can find time to head over to pocketrockettees for a chance to see the entire stock and maybe even order one of their t shirts. If you would like to leave me a comment telling me why you like or hate them that would be great. Please subscribe to my blog if you took the time to read this whole post as there is a chance you might like my creative writing and I love to see my numbers go up in the feedburner icon.

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I was messing around like I always do about this time and found an interesting link to click on from the most offensive t shirt site I have ever seen, tshirthell. They have a huge banner add in the middle of the site called Torsopants. I clicked on it and found an equally offensive t shirt site. It seemed like an extension of tshirthell, although I could not find where it said that anywhere so I am only assuming the two are connected. I would say tshirthell has better t shirts but there were a couple that I found somewhat funny.

The coolest thing about this site is all the different links that you can click on. The feel of the site is very professional and I get the feeling that either a good amount of money went into designing the site, or the person who owns the site is a webmaster and spent a shit load of personal time on the design. It has a buy none get one free promotion which I had never seen before and then it also has a pretty interesting affiliate program that anyone can sign up for. At $19, I would be interested in knowing what kind of t shirt do they print on. If it is a Hanes type tee, forget it, but I would expect something much nicer like American Apparel but I could not find this information anywhere. Check out this design.

As you might start to see, this is hardly the in your face style that tshirthell brings so it might just be that someone came at them with a great $$$ offer to advertise and they might have nothing to do with each other. I can’t tell. I find this to be soft humor but the next one is the closest to being over the edge that I could find.

I think this might be my favorite one although, I can’t say that any of them make me feel like grabbing my credit card and ordering them right away. I did want to cover them because I am always looking for new t shirt stores and this one was all over the tshirthell website. Do you think 50 cent would sport this t shirt at his next concert?

Had a chance to look around the internet today in search of something that made me laugh and found it in an adsense click. Sorry Crackpot for whatever it cost u for me to click on you but you just got a blog review and a link back for your troubles. I was impressed with this site who sells all the designs for $13.99 a piece and offer a buy 3 get 1 FREE offer which is cool. All designs were one color, pretty simple graphics which justifies the ability to sell them so cheap. Not sure what kind of blanks they use but it is not American Apparel level. That will always put u in the $16 and up direction but I am not being negative of Crackpot. The thing that most people do not realize is that t shirts have evolved so much that there is different marketing levels available. For example, the American Apparel type t shirt is a finer quality and is more of a fitted t shirt which would appeal to the guy or girl who maybe is a little on the trendier side and cares about quality and probably wears it with a nicer outfit, possibly to a club or what not. The Hanes type t shirt is going to be much more casual and is great for run around town, college, etc. But it would take one hell of a design to make someone want to buy a Hanes t shirt for over $15 bucks. Make me pay $20 bucks for a casual brand t shirt and it better come with a FREE lap dance attached to it. So back to Crackpot, I give them props for recognizing that casual, simple designed, cost effective niche and pricing it out to fit the expectations to a tee. Here is a list of the t shirts that I liked the best.

I think there is enough stars in this bunch to give Crackpot the much acclaimed One Finger Salute. We will be keeping an eye on them in the future to see if they keep bringing it and if they do then you will see a second review not too far down the road.

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I had to start off with my favorite t shirt first. Deezteez has really mastered the simple yet effective approach with this HUGE success.  Ever heard of Deezteez? No, well you should give them a click of your time if you have ever been caught wearing a funny or offensive shirt. They have women and men covered well with tons of t shirts for both. The next one is a classic that I have seen in different forms of t shirts around the internet but you always smile no matter how many times you run into it.

Team Ramrod is a man among boys in my opinion when you see it on a t shirt. An instant hit for all walks of life. Seems like they throw out the detail in the design and they stay away from the expensive brand of t shirts and target the $15.00 range for most items.

I can tell you this one is a great one in my opinion because of the classic game it plays off of and the message it delivers. This poor girl doesn’t know what is about to happen next but passing go will always mean something new to her after they play that game. Again you can see a simple one color design which really keeps the cost down. Something as simple as adding two to three colors to a design can subtract $1-2 bucks off the profit of the sale. Deezteez also offer a cool promotion where if you buy three t shirts you will get a fourth one free. I would love to hear your thoughts on if you like this over the buy three and get FREE shipping. That is what wizeguyztees offers.

This one is cool as well but I see this and I think of shockertees since this is damn near the official logo of the company. This again is a classic that has been past around long before either one of these t shirt sites printed their version but you gotta appreciate the message a bit. Ever been shocked before? Leave a comment if you have and let us know if you would recommend it. If you like my blog I really would love you to subscribe to the feed in the upper left corner or sign up with email. That is your free way of telling me you are part of the family.

Introducing the First Official T-Shirt of the Wizeguyztees Collection. This is a representation of what could happen as a bi-product of having sex without using a rubber. We just recieved the final product today 06-10-2008 and will have them up and ready for purchase by 06-12-08. I am too happy to announce this as it has been a long journey to get our t shirt company up and going. My name is Dutch Schultz and I am the owner of WG Wear, Inc., which owns Wizeguyztees and is really just a one man shop that points back to me at the end of the day. I do have an artist that I bounce my ideas off of and he goes into his happy place and comes out with designs such as the one above. (Sorry by the way for this pic being a little blurry.) I order the product thru American Apparel who are happy to take my money, ,, I mean they are happy to take my order and ship the t shirts to my front door, for a small handlers fee. I then take’ em across town to a screen printer I recently found and my product is ready to package and ship to your front door, for a small handlers fee.

I want to give credit to my artist, Willy Guillermo, who took this project on his back and really ran with it. I had the title pretty much set but I did not tell him what colors to use and he came up with the color concept including the color of the shirt we are using which is the Kelly Green American Apparel t shirt. The screen printers we used have been in the printing business for over twenty years but I had never used them before and was amazed at the combination of their experience and the quality of the American Apparel t shirt. It really came out smooth and easily has the appearance of a store bought t shirt. You can see the pacifier, blanket, and diaper are done in another color. We ended up using a darker navy blue/black color for these as if you look at our shop, you can see what I am talking about in the pictures. (sorry, if you look before the 12th it won’t be there.) Now I have a bunch of these puppies, locked and loaded and ready to hit the backs of every wizeguy and wizegurl out there. What I would love would be for some comments on this post. I am really wanting to here some feedback about your likes/dislikes. Help me out and get involved a little bit and we will have a tight ass community in no time.