My fellow Wizeguyz, you have probably been missing out on some nice eye candy if you have not visited 313merch lately. I am going to reward you with the websites finest model which happens to be the intro page that pimp slaps you right in the face when you type in the letters 3 1 3 m e r c h . c o m. I also recommend clicking on her so you can see the rest of the site which features some new inventory just in time for the Fall.

I love my women with guns and lipstick. What about you?

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Ever heard of Pocket Rocket Tees? Me either until I found it doing a search using the keyword rude tees on google. I had to go to about the 7th page before I found a new t shirt site that caught my eye and this is what I got out of it. I was first hooked from the slutty looking hoes that they used to model the t shirts. But I have to admit that some of the t shirts were fairly funny. I decided to let them do most of the talking since you probably wouldn’t want to just take me at my word so I will let you decide.

So far so good right? I mean who wouldn’t want a women who shot the bird at the next family reunion, right? The t shirt for dude is actually my favorite one. I tea bagged your mom last night. Not sure why he is grabbing his balls and smiling but what ever works I guess. In case you can’t make it out, he is holding a tea bag in the other hand which is what he used on your mom I guess. All shirts just $13.99. I looked all over the site and could not find that they mention what kind of brand they use but they describe them as though they fit like an American Apparel t shirt would fit. Hopefully, Joe the Vagina who blew up my blog post about torsopants won’t find out what kind of t shirt brand they are and decide to put his Vagina juice all over my blog comments.

If you are going to write something offensive towards the way I cover or don’t cover a story, please grow a pair of nuts and leave your email address or blog url so I can return the favor. Don’t be a FAG and spakle my blog with liquid shit and then leave with no paper trail. It really makes me wanna call you out like I am now to Joe the Vagina.

Anyways, back to the pictures,

This one is my second favorite as I have been the victim of defaulting back to Plan B back in my younger days. It can happen to the best of us and I think the originality of this design is what makes it stand out to me. I have not seen anyone put out a theme like this although any real man should be able to recall a time when he went below his standards to get his peter wet. As for the woman above, well I think she is doing a good enough job getting your attention so I won’t spend any time talking about her.

And the rest is history after leaving you with these last two designs. I am going to go relieve myself so I hope you all can find time to head over to pocketrockettees for a chance to see the entire stock and maybe even order one of their t shirts. If you would like to leave me a comment telling me why you like or hate them that would be great. Please subscribe to my blog if you took the time to read this whole post as there is a chance you might like my creative writing and I love to see my numbers go up in the feedburner icon.

My last post really ruffled some feathers from a dude named Joe so maybe we can hit another nerve with this one. I found this site on a google search and came up with a relatively unknown site called Blank Generation shirts. I found a few designs that caught my eye and decided to throw them up here for all you so called critics to take your jabs at. They say in the FAQ tab that they print mostly on American Apparel so the quality seems to be on the upper level in my opinion. The designs tend to lean towards a more vintage style. Take a peak at these designs and drop a comment to let all twelve of my readers know how you feel about them.

My personal favorite is the Ass Man cause, well, I am an ass man.  The promotion they run at Blank Generation Shirts is a Flat $4.50 Shipping Fee for all domestic orders regardless of quantity. All shirts range in price but seem to hover around the $20-25 range on average depending on complexity of the design and color used.  If you would like to see the full catalog please feel free to click on over to BlankGererationshirts.

I was messing around like I always do about this time and found an interesting link to click on from the most offensive t shirt site I have ever seen, tshirthell. They have a huge banner add in the middle of the site called Torsopants. I clicked on it and found an equally offensive t shirt site. It seemed like an extension of tshirthell, although I could not find where it said that anywhere so I am only assuming the two are connected. I would say tshirthell has better t shirts but there were a couple that I found somewhat funny.

The coolest thing about this site is all the different links that you can click on. The feel of the site is very professional and I get the feeling that either a good amount of money went into designing the site, or the person who owns the site is a webmaster and spent a shit load of personal time on the design. It has a buy none get one free promotion which I had never seen before and then it also has a pretty interesting affiliate program that anyone can sign up for. At $19, I would be interested in knowing what kind of t shirt do they print on. If it is a Hanes type tee, forget it, but I would expect something much nicer like American Apparel but I could not find this information anywhere. Check out this design.

As you might start to see, this is hardly the in your face style that tshirthell brings so it might just be that someone came at them with a great $$$ offer to advertise and they might have nothing to do with each other. I can’t tell. I find this to be soft humor but the next one is the closest to being over the edge that I could find.

I think this might be my favorite one although, I can’t say that any of them make me feel like grabbing my credit card and ordering them right away. I did want to cover them because I am always looking for new t shirt stores and this one was all over the tshirthell website. Do you think 50 cent would sport this t shirt at his next concert?

Had a chance to look around the internet today in search of something that made me laugh and found it in an adsense click. Sorry Crackpot for whatever it cost u for me to click on you but you just got a blog review and a link back for your troubles. I was impressed with this site who sells all the designs for $13.99 a piece and offer a buy 3 get 1 FREE offer which is cool. All designs were one color, pretty simple graphics which justifies the ability to sell them so cheap. Not sure what kind of blanks they use but it is not American Apparel level. That will always put u in the $16 and up direction but I am not being negative of Crackpot. The thing that most people do not realize is that t shirts have evolved so much that there is different marketing levels available. For example, the American Apparel type t shirt is a finer quality and is more of a fitted t shirt which would appeal to the guy or girl who maybe is a little on the trendier side and cares about quality and probably wears it with a nicer outfit, possibly to a club or what not. The Hanes type t shirt is going to be much more casual and is great for run around town, college, etc. But it would take one hell of a design to make someone want to buy a Hanes t shirt for over $15 bucks. Make me pay $20 bucks for a casual brand t shirt and it better come with a FREE lap dance attached to it. So back to Crackpot, I give them props for recognizing that casual, simple designed, cost effective niche and pricing it out to fit the expectations to a tee. Here is a list of the t shirts that I liked the best.

I think there is enough stars in this bunch to give Crackpot the much acclaimed One Finger Salute. We will be keeping an eye on them in the future to see if they keep bringing it and if they do then you will see a second review not too far down the road.

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