Congrats to FlippinSweetGear for working the SEO game and coming up at the top of the funny t shirts keyword search I did tonight on Google. It is very hard to get there but somehow someway they keep coming out with funky ass shirts like every single day.  I wanted to do a quick post with the two tightest shirts that they our right now in my opinion. So with that said, here is a little red,,,,

Greatness is made in California, or so I hear. I thought this was pretty funny. Looks like they print this on a Hanes tagless.  The design features a 4 color screen print that is not humpin around.

What good would a site be that features humpin bears if it didn’t also hit you with a solid Donkey Punch. This one is probably not the most detailed graphic design you have ever seen but relax, it is not supposed to be, it is a Donkey Punch people. And to end it all off I though I would show you a t shirt from the American Apparel section that they print on as well.

I think I would rather see this on a nice lady with some luggage up front but I guess this dog will have to do. After all, she’s made in the USA. Check out FlippinSweetGear for a minute and drop back by and let us all know what you think about them. I give them a passing grade for sure but would love to see more on the level of what I just posted. There were a few more that I could have posted but until next time…..

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I was approached by one of the founders of Sogeshirts about adding them to my blog roll in exchange for the same on Sogeshirts for Wizeguyztees. I decided after looking at the site that it was worthy of an endorsement from Dutch Schultz so you will notice a new “Friend of Ours” in the blog roll now. Feel free to lick it before you click it though, some equipment might not function right if you don’t. Anyways I felt like doing a post about them since they found me and showed me some love.

Not a bad collection and the site has allot of graphic design work with different types of specials such as $5 off for every $40 spent. The chicks seem to be happy and that is all that matters, right? I appreciate Tim with Sogeshirts once again for approaching me with an offer I couldn’t refuse and I hope to see these guyz do some selling in the future.

I can’t say enough about Tom Burns and his almost celebrity status that he has earned for himself amongst the online community who love and respect t shirt artists who bring their A game with every design. This guy has a golden touch and never seems to run out of ideas. I think I have a ton of ideas but can’t draw worth a shit. This leaves me crippled because most artists want money upfront for the design as opposed to royalties down the road unless the t shirt website is ballin out of control like Luckythreadz…..  I mean Loiter. That is right people, my second favorite t shirt website next to Wizeguyztees has changed it’s name to Loiter.com and has taken the internet world by hostage with an unofficial marriage with the hottest graphic designer in North America until someone can step up and claim this title from him.  This guy takes a healthy shit in the morning,,, looks at it before he flushes and sees another golden idea to go and draw. Ten minutes later the Johnny Baker turns into another golden hit for the Loiter family to print and sell to all of it’s loyal fan base. They run the site very simple too, with no blog, no community shit like Threadless.com. They just post pictures of t shirts and sell the hell out of them and they now have the Tom Brady of the t shirt world banging out hits left and right.  All I ever seem to see when I take a dump is some unhealthy looking chunks of shit. I am still trying to get my imagination to the level of Tom Burns but it is a long road for me to play catch up at this point and then I still have to get around the small issue that I can’t draw a stick figure without hurting myself. I really love the fact that Loiter sells funny ass t shirts and now they offer them on loads of different types of clothing such as long sleeve, short sleeve, etc.  What they also do now is they offer wallets with designs on them and Tom Burns has even come out with some cool glow in the dark sticky designs to put on your walls and ceiling for the next time you hit the bong and decide to sit in your room for the rest of the night you can now be entertained like never before.  I would much rather get laid but that is probably just me. I am sure millions of Americans would rather get stoned and sit in their rooms which is why Tom Burns has released these wall images. I have to roll out some pictures of my recent favorites from my second favorite t shirt website so here we go.

I was surprised to find this t shirt site popping up on so many different google searches that I did tonight. They would be on the first or second page of major keywords and I never clicked on them because the name doesn’t give me any idea of what to expect. Well tonight I clicked on it and decided that I had to cover this page for all the people out there who love extreme offensive t shirt designs. This one just might give T Shirt Hell a run for its money in my opinion and it would be hard to find any of their designs that you could where to your next family reunion. The price in the U.S. is $20 bucks and they offer a higher quality Hanes blank that they print on.

I decided to start with my favorite one first as this one would appeal to the masses I believe. Everyone by now can relate to Myspace and this design is right on target for the college kid looking for a rise out of some fellow students. Not sure if this will help in your pursuit to get some trim but if you need a shirt for that than you probably have little game anyways. The next few designs get a little more raw.

Merch313 really gets your attention with these designs and we really have not gotten to the ones that reach extreme. For those you need to follow this link.  There were some semi-porn designs that I didn’t feel like putting on the blog but they did get a small laugh out of me. They also have a very strange banner ad at the bottom of the site that I thought was another t shirt site but ends up being a porn site with chicks that all have nipple piercings and look like they love Marylin Manson music. They do offer a buy 3 get 1 free offer which is cool and they have some funny designs like the next couple.

Merch313 brings it for the hardcore offensive t shirt lover who loves to get stares from whoever  is in the room. This will definitely get all the attention you could ask for. Not sure if the attention is high quality but you will get it anyway. Please sign up to the blog and get connected by leaving comments.

Ever heard of Pocket Rocket Tees? Me either until I found it doing a search using the keyword rude tees on google. I had to go to about the 7th page before I found a new t shirt site that caught my eye and this is what I got out of it. I was first hooked from the slutty looking hoes that they used to model the t shirts. But I have to admit that some of the t shirts were fairly funny. I decided to let them do most of the talking since you probably wouldn’t want to just take me at my word so I will let you decide.

So far so good right? I mean who wouldn’t want a women who shot the bird at the next family reunion, right? The t shirt for dude is actually my favorite one. I tea bagged your mom last night. Not sure why he is grabbing his balls and smiling but what ever works I guess. In case you can’t make it out, he is holding a tea bag in the other hand which is what he used on your mom I guess. All shirts just $13.99. I looked all over the site and could not find that they mention what kind of brand they use but they describe them as though they fit like an American Apparel t shirt would fit. Hopefully, Joe the Vagina who blew up my blog post about torsopants won’t find out what kind of t shirt brand they are and decide to put his Vagina juice all over my blog comments.

If you are going to write something offensive towards the way I cover or don’t cover a story, please grow a pair of nuts and leave your email address or blog url so I can return the favor. Don’t be a FAG and spakle my blog with liquid shit and then leave with no paper trail. It really makes me wanna call you out like I am now to Joe the Vagina.

Anyways, back to the pictures,

This one is my second favorite as I have been the victim of defaulting back to Plan B back in my younger days. It can happen to the best of us and I think the originality of this design is what makes it stand out to me. I have not seen anyone put out a theme like this although any real man should be able to recall a time when he went below his standards to get his peter wet. As for the woman above, well I think she is doing a good enough job getting your attention so I won’t spend any time talking about her.

And the rest is history after leaving you with these last two designs. I am going to go relieve myself so I hope you all can find time to head over to pocketrockettees for a chance to see the entire stock and maybe even order one of their t shirts. If you would like to leave me a comment telling me why you like or hate them that would be great. Please subscribe to my blog if you took the time to read this whole post as there is a chance you might like my creative writing and I love to see my numbers go up in the feedburner icon.