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I can’t say enough about Tom Burns and his almost celebrity status that he has earned for himself amongst the online community who love and respect t shirt artists who bring their A game with every design. This guy has a golden touch and never seems to run out of ideas. I think I have a ton of ideas but can’t draw worth a shit. This leaves me crippled because most artists want money upfront for the design as opposed to royalties down the road unless the t shirt website is ballin out of control like Luckythreadz…..  I mean Loiter. That is right people, my second favorite t shirt website next to Wizeguyztees has changed it’s name to Loiter.com and has taken the internet world by hostage with an unofficial marriage with the hottest graphic designer in North America until someone can step up and claim this title from him.  This guy takes a healthy shit in the morning,,, looks at it before he flushes and sees another golden idea to go and draw. Ten minutes later the Johnny Baker turns into another golden hit for the Loiter family to print and sell to all of it’s loyal fan base. They run the site very simple too, with no blog, no community shit like Threadless.com. They just post pictures of t shirts and sell the hell out of them and they now have the Tom Brady of the t shirt world banging out hits left and right.  All I ever seem to see when I take a dump is some unhealthy looking chunks of shit. I am still trying to get my imagination to the level of Tom Burns but it is a long road for me to play catch up at this point and then I still have to get around the small issue that I can’t draw a stick figure without hurting myself. I really love the fact that Loiter sells funny ass t shirts and now they offer them on loads of different types of clothing such as long sleeve, short sleeve, etc.  What they also do now is they offer wallets with designs on them and Tom Burns has even come out with some cool glow in the dark sticky designs to put on your walls and ceiling for the next time you hit the bong and decide to sit in your room for the rest of the night you can now be entertained like never before.  I would much rather get laid but that is probably just me. I am sure millions of Americans would rather get stoned and sit in their rooms which is why Tom Burns has released these wall images. I have to roll out some pictures of my recent favorites from my second favorite t shirt website so here we go.

Ever Heard of Ole lvar Rudi? Well if you havn’t then you are really missing out on a funny and talented t shirt designer. He can be found all over the t shirt world online but the site that got my full attention is Luckythreadz, which you have seen me give props to before if u read my blog, which not very many people do but that is another topic for another day. This guy is the master of funny t shirts. He is the master of offensive t shirts. He is also the master of thumb wresting but who cares about that, right? You must take a peak at what I believe to be his masterpieces.

All I can say is WOW! This is my favorite by the way as I am a huge Batman fan, not that I enjoy looking at Batman’s penis but I still think it is funny. Sometimes, even a super hero will forget to put his clothes on. Have you ever left the house in you birthday suit by accident? If so tell us about it and drop a comment. I hope you enjoyed these two designs as I am a big fan of this artist.