Published by Dutch Schultz on 26 Aug 2008

T Shirts That Suck By the Girls Who Love Them Most

Dutch Schultz is at it again with a site that has been around for a couple of years but has made a pretty big impact in a short period of time. TShirtsThatSuck is a t shirt website that does not offer the 2.0 community options that you might have come to expect from the other guys. What do they do you might ask? They bring it hard with some great t shirts and they have some hot models who show just enough nipple to keep me coming back for more. My favorite t shirt design they have is discontinued, although if you load the homepage enough it will pop up. It features Yoda saying Smack My Bitch I Will, which is pure classic humor in my book. The ones they do sell currently are great too, don’t get me wrong and I picked out a few of my favorite funny t shirts to go into the group below.

So far, I think the Man Whore is my favorite but more importantly, what does my 57 member Wizeguyz Family think? Let me know. Post a comment, shit on my review like that dude named Joe did on my Torsopants post. Do something just to let me know you care. I welcome the mud slinging more than you might think.

Classic stuff, one thing you might not have got from this is the one color design pattern that they stick to which is smart because they charge $18 per shirt and one color designs are pretty cost effective. Prices can double just by sticking in another couple so when they can sell a shirt for $18 and only print one color they are walking away with probably $12 profit which is sweet. Very smart from a business perspective and the designs are funny enough that I don’t come away thinking that they really need more color. Overall, I give them the big Middle Finger Salute and I hope the Wizeguyz Family will post their own opinions in the comment section, right after subscribing to my blog.

Published by Dutch Schultz on 22 Aug 2008

AAITSKI drops a T Shirt Bomb on Belgium

ONCE UPON A TIME…

On a bright and illustrious day, a young lad who went by the name of Kingseys, took to designing in a most naïve and child like manner. And he saw that it was good.
One sleepless night, a little dark prince known throughout as The Knight Writer, e-magined kitties and cows, girlies and miaouws. And he smelled that it was good.
And when night turned into day, these two coolios took to bathing, but the water was burning hot and both screamed: “AAITSKI!”

A BROTHERHOOD WAS BORN

Soon enough, The Aaitski! Bros. grew into early manhood. And so, with the dawning of peach fuzz on the horizons of upper lips, it was decided to launch a coolafied brand of T-shirts through that great, big, world wide web. Little blighters could wear them and old tossers too! And rockers, and rollers, and people happy or blue! All could choose from three categories: ‘Boy Meets Girl’, ‘Animals’ and ‘Vehicles’.

It remains to be said: the sweat hit the fan… so you might want to get one, while you still can.

Here comes a new website that I stumbled onto and felt like it needed some coverage. I am proud to introduce all 57 subscribers to AAITSKI! Above is copied exactly from the About Us tab on their website. I felt it would be hard to summarize any better than what they did so I decided to introduce them to you in their own words.
They also break down the sizes in a pretty original and cool way.

YOUNGSTAHZ & BROTHAZ

STYLE
> Generous cut tubular construction
> Exact 2-ply crew neck 1×1 ribbed collar
with Elastane

QUALITY
> 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
> Single Jersey
> 185g/m²

SIZES (ARMPIT TO ARMPIT)
> 3-4: +/- 34 cm
> 7-8: +/- 38 cm
> 12-14: +/- 44 cm
> S: +/- 50 cm
> M: +/- 52,5 cm
> L: +/- 55 cm

SISTAHZ

STYLE
> Close-fitting
> Short set-in sleeves / side seams
> Ribbed crew neck 1×1 collar

QUALITY
> 100% ring-spun cotton
> Single Jersey
> 180g/m²

SIZES (ARMPIT TO ARMPIT)
> S: +/- 42 cm
> M: +/- 43,5 cm
> L: +/- 45 cm

Based out of Belgium, I really get the feeling that these guyz are pretty well known over seas. Why you might ask? Well they allow you to send in pics of yourself wearing their t shirts and they post them on the site and they are pretty well stacked with photos, plus they allow you to join their family, which will take you to this community site, and you get a threadless feeling when you hit this page, you can see that their is no shortage of members and they all participate allot from what I can tell.

My favorite t shirt design is the Afro t shirt which I will post again below to get the full effect. If you have a chance to check out the website, I really think you will get some enjoyment out of it and I like the designs that they are cranking out. AAITSKI definitely gets the Middle Finger Salute from Wizeguyz everywhere.

Please pass this post along your favorite social networking site and if you have not had a chance to subscribe to my blog, I would really appreciate if you show sum love.

Published by Dutch Schultz on 19 Aug 2008

Shooting Blanks into a Generation

My last post really ruffled some feathers from a dude named Joe so maybe we can hit another nerve with this one. I found this site on a google search and came up with a relatively unknown site called Blank Generation shirts. I found a few designs that caught my eye and decided to throw them up here for all you so called critics to take your jabs at. They say in the FAQ tab that they print mostly on American Apparel so the quality seems to be on the upper level in my opinion. The designs tend to lean towards a more vintage style. Take a peak at these designs and drop a comment to let all twelve of my readers know how you feel about them.

My personal favorite is the Ass Man cause, well, I am an ass man.  The promotion they run at Blank Generation Shirts is a Flat $4.50 Shipping Fee for all domestic orders regardless of quantity. All shirts range in price but seem to hover around the $20-25 range on average depending on complexity of the design and color used.  If you would like to see the full catalog please feel free to click on over to BlankGererationshirts.

Published by Dutch Schultz on 18 Aug 2008

T Shirt Hell Advertises Torsopants

I was messing around like I always do about this time and found an interesting link to click on from the most offensive t shirt site I have ever seen, tshirthell. They have a huge banner add in the middle of the site called Torsopants. I clicked on it and found an equally offensive t shirt site. It seemed like an extension of tshirthell, although I could not find where it said that anywhere so I am only assuming the two are connected. I would say tshirthell has better t shirts but there were a couple that I found somewhat funny.

The coolest thing about this site is all the different links that you can click on. The feel of the site is very professional and I get the feeling that either a good amount of money went into designing the site, or the person who owns the site is a webmaster and spent a shit load of personal time on the design. It has a buy none get one free promotion which I had never seen before and then it also has a pretty interesting affiliate program that anyone can sign up for. At $19, I would be interested in knowing what kind of t shirt do they print on. If it is a Hanes type tee, forget it, but I would expect something much nicer like American Apparel but I could not find this information anywhere. Check out this design.

As you might start to see, this is hardly the in your face style that tshirthell brings so it might just be that someone came at them with a great $$$ offer to advertise and they might have nothing to do with each other. I can’t tell. I find this to be soft humor but the next one is the closest to being over the edge that I could find.

I think this might be my favorite one although, I can’t say that any of them make me feel like grabbing my credit card and ordering them right away. I did want to cover them because I am always looking for new t shirt stores and this one was all over the tshirthell website. Do you think 50 cent would sport this t shirt at his next concert?

Published by Dutch Schultz on 13 Aug 2008

Ole lvar Rudi bangs sum Luckythreadz

Ever Heard of Ole lvar Rudi? Well if you havn’t then you are really missing out on a funny and talented t shirt designer. He can be found all over the t shirt world online but the site that got my full attention is Luckythreadz, which you have seen me give props to before if u read my blog, which not very many people do but that is another topic for another day. This guy is the master of funny t shirts. He is the master of offensive t shirts. He is also the master of thumb wresting but who cares about that, right? You must take a peak at what I believe to be his masterpieces.

All I can say is WOW! This is my favorite by the way as I am a huge Batman fan, not that I enjoy looking at Batman’s penis but I still think it is funny. Sometimes, even a super hero will forget to put his clothes on. Have you ever left the house in you birthday suit by accident? If so tell us about it and drop a comment. I hope you enjoyed these two designs as I am a big fan of this artist.

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