Wizeguyztees was formed in 2007 by Dutch Schultz, President of WG Wear, Inc. The main goal of the company is to shit all over the competition when it comes to providing the funniest t shirts printed on the finest quality t-shirt available online. This is why we print only on American Apparel brand tees which we believe to be the best fitting tee you will ever put on your body.  We screen print all of our designs and will never try to cut costs by offering a cheaper solution such as heat transfers, staples, or crazy glue.

Dutch Schultz is a thirty something somebody with sole ownership of Wizeguyztees and is the author of the Wizeguyztees blog. He enjoys long walks on the beach, loud angry music, offensive t shirts, boobies, and beer. He Grew up all over the south and is currently under the influence somewhere in Dallas, TX. He often spends his days with his mind on his money and his money on his mind. Although he has a day job that he hates, he has a passion for making humorous t shirts that will one day hopefully allow him to leave his Office Space job and become a full time bullshit artist. He doesn’t draw or screen print but he does make a mean glass of shut the hell up. If you would like to help Dutch Schultz out in his mission to just barely get by in life, please take a moment to leave a comment and pretend to give a shit about his blog or just buy and wear our t shirts in public and good karma will kiss your ass very soon.

If you are a starving artist who likes the direction Wizeguzytees is going and you believe that you could bring something to the table then email Dutch at wgwear@gmail.com and maybe his people can get with your people.